Meet the Father of the Year

This poor bloke has been hounded by the press. They are making him out to be a monster and he is upset about it!

I mean lighten up, all he did was lock his daughter in a bunker for 24 years and father 7 children by force. Lets not loose our minds here people. There is no need for name calling.

In fact he makes a compelling argument for a little respect. First, he reminds us, he could have killed them all.

Maybe we should ask his children/grandchildren and daughter/baby momma if living in terror in a bunker is preferable to death. I suspect there have been a few days when they have debated that themselves.

And lets remember that he got medical attention for his daughter/granddaughter when she got sick. He could have let her die, kind of like he did his infant son/grandson whom he disposed of by burning in an oven.

And clearly the Austrians are kinder people than we overreacting Americans. After all, the Austrian authorities let him adopt some of the kids he had brought up out of the bunker, despite his prior rape conviction.

I can kind of understand how he snuck by them, what with that spiffy sense of grooming and winning smile. He's a strange cross between The Grinch and the Witch in Hansel and Gretel, of course they assumed kids would love him.