Barack is Black

I don't know if you've heard but Barack Obama is black. Yes, yes, I know, its quite a shock.

And here in America we are ALL ABOUT that equality thing. I mean as long as it doesn't take a whole lot of actual thought process or push us outside our comfort zone.

Don't get me wrong we're all about a black man for President, just not this one.

I mean first off, his name, wow, it just screams...well...not white. Can't the first black President at least be named Mike Johnson or something. You know something just a little black?

And well, that church he goes to , its Afro-centric. That can't be good, right?

I mean if he gets elected whats next? A Quaker President? I mean do you know those people mention their history of being founded in England like a lot? And to make matters worse they talk about embrassing diversity.

Oh, oops, I guess I forgot Nixon and Hoover were Quakers. So much for not electing Presidents that worship in places that celebrate their ethnicity.

Do you think maybe we could lay off Barack now?