Be Sure to get Permission to Die

I have a friend I have worked with for a long time. I love her dearly but on occassion she has what can only be described as an out of body experience. For reasons too difficult to list here we must discuss death in our office on occassion.

Here are two two priceless quotes she made as we were trying to gather details of death events on two different occassions....

'Now, did he die in his sleep or did he wake up dead?'

'Was he legally dead?' After this one I looked right at her and said no he was dead without permission, he is illegally dead I say. Perhaps she watched the Wizard of Oz the night before.